Seriously, you guys, I don't know what happened to April. One moment it was here and the next, I can't find it. Just gone.
But now it's May and that means school is almost over! This is the place where I say how much I'm going to miss the kids and all that, but I'm not gonna. Not gonna say it and not gonna miss them.
Harsh, yeah? You know why I wrote it? Because I discovered my little weirdos read this! The name of my blog and dog (hey, those two rhyme) were part of an end of year trivia game they put together for our theatre club... society... thingy. Anyway, they read my blog and they get to read that Holland will coldly not miss them.
Hey, I'm Slytherin. I have a reputation to maintain.
Did you see Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3? Ugh. So good. And heavy. Damn, I wasn't expecting that. I was right about Groot's line at the end!
So, my birthday was Tuesday. I love birthdays. Forty-four. My forties have been the best so far and I don't expect this year to be any different. I've got a new gig at school and while it's gonna be tough making the adjustments and learning all the new ins and outs, it'll be fantastic. I'll be managing our Performing Arts Center... and teaching my classes. Woof. My hands will be full.
Wanna know something neat? Turns out my drivers license expired back in May of 2020 and I wasn't paying attention. I wasn't paying attention for three years. Well, in the state of Texas, after your license has been expired for over two years, you get to take the written and driving test all over again! It goes down on June 26 and I'm already nervous. Yes, so much of the test is common sense and stuff I obviously know, but then there's the shit that's like, "How much is the fine if you're over 21 and pulled over for speeding but are discovered to have a car full of weed, thirteen prostitutes, a trunk packed with dismembered feet, and it's the third time?" I don't know! $2,000 or something? And I'm going to have to parallel park again. Sixteen year old me did it once, surely forty-four year old me can rally and do it again. If not, it's gonna be a long summer of Ubers and my eighty year old mom driving me around.
Queen Charlotte on Netflix, so much better than Bridgerton. Queer Eye always making me cry.
Ugh. That's enough for now. Go outside and play or something.
Later.
Comments